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Herba, the hound dog and Hoota, the eagle, lived along the Pamlico River in Bath, North Carolina. While playing one day, they became an unusual character named Herba Hoota Hound Dog Bird. Herba and Hoota travel throughout the book adjusting to their new body and learning how to use their super powers for good.
82) Think Before
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Why would I even think to write a book with a title like this? I have come to a point in my life where I don't just want to hear what people say, I want to see what they do. Why do I smile and say hello to so many people I meet every day, because I might be the only person who has smiled at that person today. We don't know what people are going through, but I can assure you the feedback is always excellent and everything I write about I live out....
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June Garden trained as a teacher and after her family left home, she moved to Auckland where she met Arthur. They purchased a ten-acre property in Hawke's bay, took early retirement and began their exciting new lifestyle. They had embarked on a Third Age career for which their main qualifications were an abundance of energy and a boundless optimism. It was a radical departure from the city life they had enjoyed. This is a humorous account of their...
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Jean-Luc Fonck nous revient avec ses histoires déjantées – ou plutt ses rêves (et ses cauchemars) – o tout est permis. Rêvéveillez-moi encore rassemble 20 textes brefs, o rires et jeux de mots délirants sont au rendez-vous. Des histoires truffées de références musicales et télévisuelles : le narrateur en visite au zoo découvre Céline Lion, Herbert Léopard et Babouin Chamfort, sirote un Pastis Sébastien, une Genièvre de Fontenay...
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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book.
#1 My mother, Janice Marylin Gardner, was born in 1960. She met her husband, Paul Eli Margulies, when she was twenty-one years old. He was fifteen years her senior and nervous about the age difference, but they were together for three years.
#2 My mother, who was born in Brazil, met my father when she was twenty-three, in the original production of My Fair Lady. He was extremely handsome,...
86) Oops
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Unlock a world of imagination and delight with OOPS! This one-of-a-kind collection is an unforgettable patchwork of playful poems, priceless prose and sheer lyrical lunacy.
Open the bag and start exploring – there's something here for everyone. Be warned, you won't be able to put it down after reading just one piece – the wit, wackiness and wonderfulness will have your mind spinning for hours on end. Don't make the biggest oops possible: don't...
88) A Job for Joe
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A Job For Joe is an enigma wrapped in a phenomenon and topped off with nice hair. A side-splitting CV and a riotous resume, it's awash with agonizing alliteration. You'll laugh until you cry. Or you'll skip the laughter altogether and just sob uncontrollably. This is the best book Lee has ever written. This is the only book Lee has ever written. After 56 jobs in 60 years he needs a break. You owe it to his creditors to buy this book.
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The cheque's in the post. I'm still at the office. That looks great on you. Lies make the world go round. And in this book the Would I Lie To You? team celebrates the fine art of the everyday fib.Like the deliriously funny contributions of Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell in the hugely successful panel game, here is a delightful collection of 100 fibs that all of us can recognise. Lies like: I didn't even notice she was pretty; I'm working...
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"Mr. Punch at the Seaside" by Various. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten−or yet undiscovered gems−of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to produce eBooks...
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Selected Humor I've Taken (from the internet) is a collection of Rated 'N' (for Naughty) jokes - adult humor - sorted by categories including Seniors, Occupations, Politically Incorrect, Children, Medical, Little Johnny, Pets, Blondes and many more. Over 350 pages of (often side-splitting) hilarity.
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Even though Bob the skeleton begins his "new life" as a Halloween decoration, his journey really begins after Halloween when normally he would have been put into storage or worse. How a last-minute decision changed the attitude and outlook to Bob's life.
As Halloween would pass, and other times of the year would begin, Bob the skeleton's role would change along with the seasons. The day-to-day activities that would be part of our lives, would...
93) Captive Audience
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Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts.
What could possibly go wrong?
Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,600 words.
94) Primer Libro De José Ordóñez A Los Aburridos: Una Recopilación De Sus Historias Y Mejores Chistes
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En este libro José Ordóñez no solo describe los más divertidos pasajes de su vida con su particular manera humorística, sino que añade colecciones de frases, coplas, versos, silogismos, hipérboles y cuanta cosa se le ha ocurrido en veinte años de carrera profesional como humorista.
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A light hearted and factual view of buy, and prospering a 30-year-old boat for a big trip. This takes you from initial viewing, surveying, and use of a 30-year-old Carver, in the UK. Through successfully completing a passage. At times you will be doubled in laughter, and other times reading with suspense, at a couple approaching retirement buying their first boat.
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Whether you become a comic star or not, humor can help you light the darkest corners of your life, heal the spirit, makes friends of enemies, and clear out the cobwebs that clutter. Get More Laughs From Your Laughs is fun to read, fun to use. You'll keep it as a reference manual. It is a gem that even professionals will treasure.
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"Doesticks: What He Says" by Q. K. Philander Doesticks. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten−or yet undiscovered gems−of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to...
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It will be Beneficial for any reader to read this book. Why? Because this book includes the Experiences of many people. And what is Experience? It is Knowledge. When we combine Knowledge with the Desire to succeed, it will give us Success, Power and Money. What will the combination of Power and Money bring us? It will give us Freedom. And Freedom is one of the components of Happiness, isn't that what we are after? It will be even more Beneficial to...
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Meet our memoirist, Augustus Carp, a self-proclaimed "good man" who relishes every opportunity to condemn the weaknesses of others while excusing his own failings. In this spoof autobiography, the pompous narrator enthusiastically recounts his mundane achievements with unwitting hilarity, making frequent asides to bemoan the sins of lesser mortals. Much of the story's ironic humor derives from his delivery; the more seriously Carp takes himself, the...
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